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Originally Posted by FiveTimes
no one has mentioned donkey punch or spit roast for a while....
Do you think we're allowed to mention knicker elastic now?
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Originally Posted by FiveTimes
no one has mentioned donkey punch or spit roast for a while....
...and not forgetting teabagging. Or bismarking.
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"My theory is that if you look confident you can pull off anything - even if you have no clue what you're doing" - Jessica Alba
It's a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham.
And just how are we supposed to split 3 paddles between the two of us? I'm not sharing one - that's just unhygienic.
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Originally Posted by cailin maith
Also Mr VF...... no talk of my knickers
OK, no mentioning of your knickers. Or knicker elastic?
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Originally Posted by FiveTimes
I'm not having sloppy seconds...
We could take one each, then auction off the spare one? Ebay perhaps?
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Originally Posted by cailin maith
The spare paddle is incase I decide I want some too
Self paddling eh?
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