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Old 8th October 2008, 19:20   #124741
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Wish HC and V were here - I heard a new "Chuck" saying today ....
You called m'lady.

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Chuck Norris knows why there is a hole in polo mints


Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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Old 8th October 2008, 19:21   #124742
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You called m'lady.





Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
Woo Hoo - Hello Mr VF

It's good isn't it - I love Chuck!!

Chuck can stop after one Pringle
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Old 8th October 2008, 19:24   #124743
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Yes, I can.
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Old 8th October 2008, 19:28   #124744
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In that respect I am much like Chuck Norris. Unfortunately, in that respect only.

Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
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Old 8th October 2008, 19:30   #124745
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It's so clever how the flake is already broken up in it....

Wish HC and V were here - I heard a new "Chuck" saying today ....

Chuck Norris knows why there is a hole in polo mints
Sounds yum I'll have to see if I can find it.
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In that respect I am much like Chuck Norris. Unfortunately, in that respect only.

Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
Chuck Norris would never have a heart attack - his heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him

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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
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Old 8th October 2008, 19:34   #124750
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