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Old 8th October 2008, 09:58   #124561
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Old 8th October 2008, 10:10   #124564
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Old 8th October 2008, 10:19   #124565
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It's a lame schoolboy joke, which I remembered this morning and just had to share with the world.

Schoolboy 1; Guess the name - Stirling Moss, Nigel Mansell, Niki ?

Schoolboy 2; Lauda.

Schoolboy 1; NIKI (shouted into Schoolboy 2's ear at point blank range).

What a jolly wheeze !
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Old 8th October 2008, 10:21   #124566
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It's a lame schoolboy joke, which I remembered this morning and just had to share with the world.

Schoolboy 1; Guess the name - Stirling Moss, Nigel Mansell, Niki ?

Schoolboy 2; Lauda.

Schoolboy 1; NIKI (shouted into Schoolboy 2's ear at point blank range).

What a jolly wheeze !
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Must be a boy thing
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Old 8th October 2008, 10:44   #124567
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Old 8th October 2008, 11:21   #124568
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I actually am.... or rather was.... I need a break, my brain is beginning to get fried!

But now I'm listening in on a conversation in the office about doom and gloom - it's like bloody general!
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