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Old 4th September 2008, 07:19   #120631
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Old 4th September 2008, 07:21   #120632
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Old 4th September 2008, 07:24   #120633
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If I went to the zoo occasionally I might know how to spell animal names.....
You're too busy trying to explain to the offspring why daddy monkey is pumping up mummy monkey's bottom to read the names...
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Old 4th September 2008, 07:29   #120634
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Old 4th September 2008, 07:29   #120635
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Old 4th September 2008, 07:31   #120636
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Lonely, unloved!

But soon be Saturday!!!!
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You're too busy trying to explain to the offspring why daddy monkey is pumping up mummy monkey's bottom to read the names...
You mean the bit where I stuttered - turned red - then said "ask CM"?

In fact I was wondering why I dont get afternoon s*x anymore! I love it that nature provides a natural contraceptive - its called children......
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Old 4th September 2008, 07:32   #120638
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But soon be Saturday!!!!
Well dont spend so much time in general then! Its full of hate and bile.

tpd is so much nicer......
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Old 4th September 2008, 07:33   #120639
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Old 4th September 2008, 07:35   #120640
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Well, that was a complete waste of time

I went up to the place that I use for brakes and tyres and suchlike car bits. They're a local firm, renowned for their speedy service - you phone them up and they just say "Yeah, bring it in now, no problem". I don't even bother phoning any more, and the longest I've ever had to wait was about twenty minutes on a busy Saturday afternoon.

So I go down there on a Wednesday, thinking it'll be reasonably quiet, and it's chock-a-block and the bloke just says "No chance we can even look at it today"

Still, it was a sunny day with lots of those ornamental fluffy white clouds, so I went for a nice drive over the ancient lanes and field roads over towards Rutland - I saw a total of four other cars, one of which kindly pulled into a field entrance to let me past


Bummer, man... still, I'm sure that Rutland was wonderful, whereever it is...

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I couldn't resist... I was going to crash out, but instead I had smoked bacon, beans and fried bread for supper, then started watching Babylon 5 as I ate



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