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Old 3rd September 2008, 10:08   #120551
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Old 3rd September 2008, 10:09   #120552
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<cough> Just passed a significant post count & no one noticed</cough>
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Old 3rd September 2008, 10:11   #120553
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You think I have a phone?

I have a phone line but it's not connected to anything.*

I was supposed to get a net phone thing, but that's never arrived either*.
I actually have a phone somewhere, but the actual phone line is dead.

*This pisses the secretary off a tad, since if someone wants to speak to me on the phone, she has to trot up 3 floor to tell me.
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Old 3rd September 2008, 10:12   #120554
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Old 3rd September 2008, 10:12   #120555
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Still sunnyish... it's shining on the school at the top of the hill at the moment.
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Old 3rd September 2008, 10:13   #120556
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I have a meeting due to start in 5 minutes - still thinking of an excuse to get out of it.

Will faking a heart attack help?
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Old 3rd September 2008, 10:34   #120558
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I have a meeting due to start in 5 minutes - still thinking of an excuse to get out of it.

Will faking a heart attack help?
Tell them that you have an upset stomach and your farts really stink, that you're afraid of following through.

They will insist on you NOT attending

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