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Old 31st August 2008, 11:55   #120281
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I had 4 bits of hot crumpet sat on my lap
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They slid off the plate when I sat down.

Butter everywhere
Sticky crotch then eh

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Old 31st August 2008, 15:23   #120282
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Old 31st August 2008, 15:37   #120283
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35 minutes until I pick up the kids.....
Afternoon Scourer
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Old 31st August 2008, 16:20   #120284
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Looks like it... I was soundly asleep around about then...
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Old 31st August 2008, 16:21   #120285
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Looks like it... I was soundly asleep around about then...
I just had an hours nap
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Old 31st August 2008, 16:21   #120286
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Morning folks

Last day at home before returning to work tomorrow


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I just had to go and clean myself up.
I had 4 bits of hot crumpet sat on my lap
Yes.

I've been there.

One hardly knows which crumpet to have first...
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Old 31st August 2008, 16:22   #120287
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Old 31st August 2008, 16:23   #120288
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Yes.

I've been there.

One hardly knows which crumpet to have first...
Do you lick yours first?

I just can't help myself.
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Old 31st August 2008, 16:25   #120289
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I just had an hours nap
I've been putting up some shelves.

Despite all the measuring and spirit levelling and stuff, one of them is still wonky.

Ho hum.

And there must be some secret which I'm unaware of to getting a jigsaw to cut in straight lines...
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Old 31st August 2008, 16:26   #120290
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Do you lick yours first?

I just can't help myself.
Oh yes.

I always give my crumpet(s) a good licking...
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