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Old 26th August 2008, 23:11   #119941
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Old 26th August 2008, 23:13   #119942
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Fluff what?
Oh, lordy.

Such an innocent.
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Old 26th August 2008, 23:18   #119943
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I had to rinse out the inside of Henry the rubber duck with bleach. He had gone mouldy and black inside.

He's all right now, but I smell of chlorine.
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Old 27th August 2008, 01:56   #119944
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Where is everybody?

Ah, of course it's still August - everybody's either on holiday, or working their arses off covering for the permies who've never known what a decent day's work is as they sit on their fat behinds hoping for promotion as they sign off another requirements definition that they haven't even read because the long words would make their heads go sideways and they'd fall under the Tube train at Cannon Street on their way home

Still, it's quite easy to get the bits out from underneath on the sub-surface lines - it can take ages on the deep tubes
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Old 27th August 2008, 02:02   #119945
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Old 27th August 2008, 02:05   #119946
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It's jolly hard work trying to catch up with TPD.
Probably worth it[1] in the long run




[1] Or not
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Old 27th August 2008, 02:22   #119947
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I had to rinse out the inside of Henry the rubber duck with bleach. He had gone mouldy and black inside.

He's all right now, but I smell of chlorine.
Is there any rationale underlying the appellation "Henry", or is it best not to ask?

As it says in The Way to the Stars:

Better by far
For Cranium, R
To smell of chlorine
But have a clean duck
or something like that
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Old 27th August 2008, 05:51   #119948
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Morning all

Another exciting day beckons.....








...or not
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Old 27th August 2008, 06:33   #119949
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It's jolly hard work trying to catch up with TPD.
very true. don't take a break again!
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Old 27th August 2008, 06:34   #119950
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Oh, lordy.

Such an innocent.
I think it was sarcasm.
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