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Old 23rd August 2008, 17:19   #119621
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But my attire in Skeggy isn't suitable for London or the office, for that matter...
Skeggy? Wot, Butlins?

Is that kosher for contractors?
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Old 23rd August 2008, 17:23   #119622
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MY chest is just fine now hunni... not at all tight, just nice and bouncy
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Old 23rd August 2008, 17:26   #119623
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The ginger moggy from up the road killed another bird in my garden and left it on the lawn, as is its wont.

If I trap and kill that cat, am I obliged to return its broken body to the owners, or can I just drop it in the bin?
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Old 23rd August 2008, 17:32   #119624
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*ahem*

34B is not that ample
Hmm.

I retract my Oo-er and replace it with a Ho-hum instead.
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Old 23rd August 2008, 17:33   #119625
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My lustee took the trouble to email me from China...


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Old 23rd August 2008, 17:33   #119626
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As a plan B, doesn't that depend too much on the weather
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I knew I shouldn't have bought those jaffa cakes... they're calling to me...
What are the voices telling you?
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Midwife paid a visit today - nothing happening so Mrs. VF is now booked in for an induction on Monday evening.
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Old 23rd August 2008, 17:43   #119629
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Since nobody is going to comment on how spooky it is that I stopped at 666 posts in TPD, I may as well give up lurking and come back.
http://forums.contractoruk.com/614505-post119524.html
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Old 23rd August 2008, 17:49   #119630
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but w are staying next to Conwy marina
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and it has wifi - like most marinas
My dad's Morris Marina didn't have wi-fi.
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