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Old 30th July 2008, 08:06   #116241
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I'm a little tired this today, I was out on a date with some mad Irish bird, boy could she drink, talk and


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Old 30th July 2008, 08:07   #116242
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Old 30th July 2008, 08:09   #116243
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Old 30th July 2008, 08:11   #116244
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I have quite the opposite problem. It can be very annoying.
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you mean it takes you ages?


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Old 30th July 2008, 08:12   #116245
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It can be a problem... but it's a cross one has to bear...
It is a big problem, they seem to tire after the first 90 minutes
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Old 30th July 2008, 08:14   #116246
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Old 30th July 2008, 08:56   #116247
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Yep, I do know.... in fact, he's just called me
From the hospital bed?

"Hi CM - the doctors say I should recover from exhaustion in a week. the doctors say they see alot of these cases"

Seriously - when is the next date?
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Old 30th July 2008, 08:59   #116248
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you mean it takes you ages?
exactly. replace the word premature with retarded and you get the idea. it is annoying for me - but women seem to prefer it.
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Old 30th July 2008, 09:01   #116249
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From the hospital bed?

"Hi CM - the doctors say I should recover from exhaustion in a week. the doctors say they see alot of these cases"

Seriously - when is the next date?
Thats not quite what he said....

Next date - possibly weekend
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Old 30th July 2008, 09:06   #116250
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exactly. replace the word premature with retarded and you get the idea. it is annoying for me - but women seem to prefer it.
Yes.

It's very odd that.

Though, as Diver mentioned, ladies do tend to get a bit tired after a while...

Must be all the moaning & carrying on that does it.
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