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Old 29th July 2008, 10:13   #116141
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I'll take the baby please - he is adorable....
ahhh yes - the one which my gf calls "the little c**t". seriously. if his mother thinks that - what will you think?

one week and you will pass him back.

aren't you based in Manchester? on the 15th August we go to Conway Marina for 2 weeks - you can come and babysit! a few hours will cure you.
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Old 29th July 2008, 10:17   #116142
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I am seriously broody......

Saw loads of friends with babies when I was home this weekend....... I want one too!
My 5 year old is available for hire, with freshly pierced ears and an adorable smile. The 11 year old is too sensible for you CM
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Old 29th July 2008, 10:23   #116143
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My 5 year old is available for hire, with freshly pierced ears and an adorable smile. The 11 year old is too sensible for you CM
the 11 year old could babysit CM!!

which way shall I face when I bend over?
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Old 29th July 2008, 10:27   #116144
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the 11 year old could babysit CM!!

which way shall I face when I bend over?
I was going to suggest that but thought I might get a good hiding from CM
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Old 29th July 2008, 10:28   #116145
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I was going to suggest that but thought I might get a good hiding from CM
No sign of it yet - looks like I got away with it....
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Old 29th July 2008, 10:32   #116146
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No sign of it yet - looks like I got away with it....
Ooo CM, this way BP wants a good thrashing and spank.

Put them phones down and stop responding to emails and give BP what he wants
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Old 29th July 2008, 10:34   #116147
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Old 29th July 2008, 10:39   #116148
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My 5 year old is available for hire, with freshly pierced ears and an adorable smile. The 11 year old is too sensible for you CM
Cheeky Sod

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the 11 year old could babysit CM!!

which way shall I face when I bend over?
Face the corner, you are sooo naughty

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Spankings all 'round

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Old 29th July 2008, 11:34   #116149
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Cheeky Sod



Face the corner, you are sooo naughty




Spankings all 'round

why does 5* get 10 when I only get 2? favouritism I tell you!

anyway - what corner? - I am in a round room! And if I am in a corner I wont be able to bend over! Ever thought of being a dominatrix? Please dont bother...
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Old 29th July 2008, 11:44   #116150
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why does 5* get 10 when I only get 2? favouritism I tell you!

anyway - what corner? - I am in a round room! And if I am in a corner I wont be able to bend over! Ever thought of being a dominatrix? Please dont bother...
I can't win

the spankings are to be divided among you equally!
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