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Old 29th July 2008, 08:17   #116121
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I just got an email :-

subject "Good BP, Kind BP"

......emptied the dishwasher before going to work. I've decided not to leave you today xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

my reply :-
"if I had known that I would not have emptied it. would you like me to draw you a map to the door? and dont let it slam your ass on the way out."

do you think flowers will be enough to save me? shall I leave home for a few days?
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Old 29th July 2008, 08:19   #116122
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I had 3 bananas this morning. eaten them all. I am hungry now.....
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Old 29th July 2008, 08:22   #116123
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do you think flowers will be enough to save me? shall I leave home for a few days?
Ouch - that's going to be an expensive one
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Old 29th July 2008, 08:23   #116124
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I had 3 bananas this morning. eaten them all. I am hungry now.....
Blimey, that's a lot of fibre! Reckon FT would save us some samosas?
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Old 29th July 2008, 08:25   #116125
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Blimey, that's a lot of fibre!
And more than your RDA of potassium and arsenic.
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Old 29th July 2008, 08:27   #116126
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Ouch - that's going to be an expensive one
Lucky I have no money any more. The gf is with me for pooorer or even poorer...
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And more than your RDA of potassium and arsenic.
Do you know the first symptom of high potassium? death.

my ex had kidney failure - you have to be careful of bananas. and following the transplant be careful of grapefruit juice and st johns wart.
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Old 29th July 2008, 08:30   #116128
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Lucky I have no money eany money. The gf is with me for pooorer or even poorer...
In that case you'll be doing the dishes for, er, ever
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st johns wart.
Yes, it chafes
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Old 29th July 2008, 08:34   #116130
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st johns wart.
St John's Wort... his wart was nastier.
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