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Old 27th July 2008, 18:46   #115951
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neighbour had their girl baptized today - well baptized is a strong term! it took 5 minutes! it was really just a naming service!
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Old 27th July 2008, 18:46   #115952
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neighbour had their girl baptized today - well baptized is a strong term! it took 5 minutes! it was really just a naming service!
when she was born she was baptized, made eligible for holy communion and confirmed!!! usually takes 15 years...
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Old 27th July 2008, 18:47   #115953
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when she was born she was baptized, made eligible for holy communion and confirmed!!! usually takes 15 years...
They were positive she would die! she had a drug used 22 times in world before - 50% had died. not nice. alternative was death!!!
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Old 27th July 2008, 18:48   #115954
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They were positive she would die! she had a drug used 22 times in world before - 50% had died. not nice. alternative was death!!!
She had high blood pressure - caused by kidney blood clot. took 1 month to find it.
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Old 27th July 2008, 18:50   #115955
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She had high blood pressure - caused by kidney blood clot. took 1 month to find it.
Mother offered a c-section - she insisted on natural birth. bad bad move. head came out - shoulders did not. mother had stitches in a bad bad place! midwife needed trauma councelling!

thety needed to give baby drugs to elp her breathe - and quick. decided to go in via umbilical - but it caused blood clot. how unlucky can you get?
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Old 27th July 2008, 18:54   #115956
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Old 27th July 2008, 19:06   #115957
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Old 27th July 2008, 20:37   #115958
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Evening denizens

Managed to get some work done on a new design for my website today, and also to rough out the summaries of several technical articles I've been thinking of writing for ages

Google are having an "open mic" slot at their London Developer Day in September, so I'm thinking of trying to wangle a place... I'm just trying to think what they might think their audience would be interested in, so I can pitch it properly.

I'm pretty sure speaking at a Google event for developers would generate a bit of kudos... still, they'll probably have five hundred people vying for four places or something, so I doubt anything will come of it
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Old 27th July 2008, 21:01   #115959
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