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Old 23rd July 2008, 13:28   #115471
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Old 23rd July 2008, 13:32   #115472
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Next.
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
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Old 23rd July 2008, 13:32   #115473
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Ginger beer and pineapple juice.

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Old 23rd July 2008, 13:37   #115474
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What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Milkshakes. Next.
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Old 23rd July 2008, 13:43   #115475
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chicken butty, apple and a brew.
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I'm having pasta and bolognese sauce with broccoli
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I've just polished off a couple of ham salad sandwiches (on homemade bread), a cold sausage roll, two apples, a banana.
Sounds like a perfect pic-a-nic basket!

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Old 23rd July 2008, 13:43   #115476
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What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Simple - Just Bread
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Old 23rd July 2008, 13:52   #115477
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Simple - Just Bread
and olive oil...... yummy and feta cheese and tomato and cucumber and olives ....

greek salad.....
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Old 23rd July 2008, 13:54   #115478
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What does this mean BrilloPad?
What does anything mean?

okay - seriously - it means I am a nutter! you will get used to me - everyone else has. well I think they have...
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okay - seriously - it means I am a nutter! you will get used to me - everyone else has. welkl I think they have...
We have.....
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