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Old 22nd July 2008, 08:08   #115121
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Right, off to a meeting - wish me luck
You'll be fine, just sit on your hands!
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Old 22nd July 2008, 08:08   #115122
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Old 22nd July 2008, 08:09   #115123
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Morning all

Another tedious day at Tumbleweed Tower*...


*It's not really a tower, but I like the alliteration.
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Old 22nd July 2008, 08:11   #115124
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Been paddled by CM have we?

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Old 22nd July 2008, 08:14   #115125
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Morning all

Another tedious day at Tumbleweed Tower*...


*It's not really a tower, but I like the alliteration.
Is that like a gazebo, like?
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Old 22nd July 2008, 08:14   #115126
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Evening all Just passing through on my way to bed - got a meeting first thing that I need to be "fresh" for

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Which one won?


The assembler, naturally enough...

That produced charts that one might, with some further processing, read, whereas the VB produced 13 totally unreadably blocks of fuzz side by side.

We shall proceed further today...

I brung in my unopened "How to program the VGA card" tome this morning... it's about 3" thick & nearly broke my back.
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Old 22nd July 2008, 08:16   #115127
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I think I may have cocked up this blind date that a certain person off here has been trying to set me up on by sending an email describing myself to the potential datee.

Remind me again: should one be completely honest about oneself:
  • Before the first date;
  • After the first date;
  • On the tenth wedding anniversary;
  • Never.

Answers on a tag attached to a balloon at a village fete please - if it finally comes to rest hereabouts, you have the chance not only to advise me, but also to win a pot of Mrs Threadgood's home-made gooseberry jam
I well remember a mate setting up something similar for me once... it transpired during the phone call that she'd never ever watched an episode of StarTrek(tm).... not even the one in which I starred.

The bitch.

It was not a glorious meeting of minds...
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Old 22nd July 2008, 08:20   #115128
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morning churchy

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Ah Nick - c'mon sweetie - what happened, how did it go?



Morning everyone
Morning Bazza... in full on trucker mode this merry morn, I see...
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Old 22nd July 2008, 08:23   #115129
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Been paddled by CM have we?

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Old 22nd July 2008, 08:26   #115130
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Is that like a gazebo, like?
Yeah.

You can get them cheap in B&Q
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