Contractor UK Bulletin Board  PayStream

Go Back   Contractor UK Bulletin Board > Contractor UK Forums > Light Relief
Register FAQ Members List Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 1st July 2008, 11:12   #112651
Diver
Lord of Ruin
 
Diver's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Shhhh!
Posts: 7,150
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by zeitghost View Post
The Bellth, the Bellth... Ethmerelda, I loveth you....
Got a mate with a hunch back. Got p1ssed one night and threw up all over his bed.
When we woke him in the morning; he screamed.

He thought his hump had burst
__________________
I'm not a Gynaecologist........But I'll have a look
Diver is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 1st July 2008, 11:12   #112652
NickFitz
Super poster
 
NickFitz's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Your local branch
Posts: 2,765
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by kali View Post
Morning all
Hi horsey
NickFitz is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 1st July 2008, 11:48   #112653
kali
More time posting than coding
 
kali's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: In the paddock
Posts: 271
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by NickFitz View Post
Hi horsey
Hey chimp
__________________
Eeyore was very glad to be able to stop thinking for a little, in order to say "How do you do" in a gloomy manner to Pooh.
"And how are you?" said Winnie-the-Pooh.
Eeyore shook his head from side to side. "Not very how," he said. "I don't seem to felt at all how for a long time."
kali is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 1st July 2008, 11:49   #112654
BrilloPad
GreatestOfDads
 
BrilloPad's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Cell 6 Bedlam Ward
Posts: 11,682
Default

For dessert today I had sweets from Majorca.
__________________
Please click here to support tpdville

Owner of +5 Xeno Geek points
BrilloPad is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 1st July 2008, 11:51   #112655
kali
More time posting than coding
 
kali's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: In the paddock
Posts: 271
Default

12.5 days to go

ClientCo have been trying to tempt me with some "proper" design/dev work but unfortunately (for them) their interpretation of "interesting" is different to mine... vastly different.

I suppose I could do the whole push for a higher rate thing but I'm not sure my sanity would forgive me!
__________________
Eeyore was very glad to be able to stop thinking for a little, in order to say "How do you do" in a gloomy manner to Pooh.
"And how are you?" said Winnie-the-Pooh.
Eeyore shook his head from side to side. "Not very how," he said. "I don't seem to felt at all how for a long time."

Last edited by kali : 1st July 2008 at 12:11.
kali is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 1st July 2008, 11:56   #112656
BrilloPad
GreatestOfDads
 
BrilloPad's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Cell 6 Bedlam Ward
Posts: 11,682
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by kali View Post
12.5 days to go

ClientCo have been trying to tempt me with some "proper" design/dev work but unfortunately (for them) their interpretation of "interesting" is different to mine... vastly different.

I suppose I could do the whole push for a higher rate thing but I'm sure my sanity would forgive me!
Do you have another gig to go to? Are you looking? Will you take time out?
__________________
Please click here to support tpdville

Owner of +5 Xeno Geek points
BrilloPad is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 1st July 2008, 12:07   #112657
kali
More time posting than coding
 
kali's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: In the paddock
Posts: 271
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by BrilloPad View Post
Do you have another gig to go to? Are you looking? Will you take time out?
no, just browsing, yes
__________________
Eeyore was very glad to be able to stop thinking for a little, in order to say "How do you do" in a gloomy manner to Pooh.
"And how are you?" said Winnie-the-Pooh.
Eeyore shook his head from side to side. "Not very how," he said. "I don't seem to felt at all how for a long time."
kali is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 1st July 2008, 12:12   #112658
BrilloPad
GreatestOfDads
 
BrilloPad's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Cell 6 Bedlam Ward
Posts: 11,682
Default

I have a really really boring meeting at 2pm
__________________
Please click here to support tpdville

Owner of +5 Xeno Geek points
BrilloPad is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 1st July 2008, 12:13   #112659
Diver
Lord of Ruin
 
Diver's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Shhhh!
Posts: 7,150
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by BrilloPad View Post
I have a really really boring meeting at 2pm
I shall be snoozing in my recliner by then
__________________
I'm not a Gynaecologist........But I'll have a look
Diver is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 1st July 2008, 12:13   #112660
kali
More time posting than coding
 
kali's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: In the paddock
Posts: 271
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by BrilloPad View Post
I have a really really boring meeting at 2pm
think of the money... I usually work it out by the minute when in meetings
__________________
Eeyore was very glad to be able to stop thinking for a little, in order to say "How do you do" in a gloomy manner to Pooh.
"And how are you?" said Winnie-the-Pooh.
Eeyore shook his head from side to side. "Not very how," he said. "I don't seem to felt at all how for a long time."
kali is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is Off
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT. The time now is 09:24.


Advertisers
PayStream

CUK Navigation

Contractor Alliance
Formed a new Ltd Co?

20% off business insurance
£10 off Bauer & Cottrell contract reviews
Find co-workers & client introductions

Increase your value to clients here

Fast Company Formation
Same day online company formation £75 + VAT

Form your Ltd Co Here

Contractor Services


 
Content Relevant URLs by vBSEO 2.4.0 © 2005, Crawlability, Inc.