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Old 25th June 2008, 11:40   #111751
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As I read that, the sun came through the window.

Well, sunlight.

Well, direct sunlight as opposed to via dispersal.
Sun's out

Glad I didn't wear my waxed jacket now...
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Old 25th June 2008, 11:41   #111752
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What you need to do is evolve warm blood.

Brown adipose tissue is the stuff you need.

Next time you're picking up yokels in your UFO and doing experiments on them, whip out some of that brown fat from near their lower back and try injecting it into your tail or something.

It probably won't work but it'll give the yokels something to talk about.
It'd certainly make a change from all the anal probing they get with the
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Old 25th June 2008, 11:42   #111753
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Old 25th June 2008, 11:43   #111754
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I thought we'd be paddling in a pool of hugs and cuddles in here.
I've been ducking back in here for refuge in between sorties to General.
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Old 25th June 2008, 11:45   #111755
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I've been ducking back in here for refuge in between sorties to General.
It's a No-Man's-Land out there today.

Especially when that man is Bagpuss.
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It's a No-Man's-Land out there today.
Perhaps the current lull is to afford the medics opportunity to see to the casualties - patch them up and get them back out there for more punishment!
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Old 25th June 2008, 11:57   #111757
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Hmm. Normally when General goes acidic, TPD gets busy.

But it's quiet in here today.

I thought we'd be paddling in a pool of hugs and cuddles in here.
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Why isn't there a :whip icon?

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Perhaps the current lull is to afford the medics opportunity to see to the casualties - patch them up and get them back out there for more punishment!
Sir,

Your cynicism is a credit to you.
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Just for you...
Damn.

Sticky pants again.
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Sir,

Your cynicism is a credit to you.
Too kind

/tips hat
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