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Old 14th May 2008, 12:16   #106641
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Tired of being treated like a door matt and taken for granted.

Made the effort yesterday to find out about work in Poland (at ex client co's office I was at) for a mate who is besotted with some polish chick he's met and wants to move out there.

Still awaiting a thanks. Next time I won't ******* bother.
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Old 14th May 2008, 12:18   #106642
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Some fella in a kilt just flashed me his knob
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Old 14th May 2008, 12:28   #106643
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On purpose?
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Old 14th May 2008, 12:34   #106644
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Yep- it was accompanied with "wanna bit of this luv" or something like that.... there is language barrier
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Old 14th May 2008, 12:45   #106645
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Yep- it was accompanied with "wanna bit of this luv" or something like that.... there is language barrier
Should have offered to buy him a pot noodle.
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Old 14th May 2008, 12:51   #106646
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I hope so.... whens your b-day luvvie?
The end of May...it's in the calendar....on a friday this year so I can have a "proper" celebration.
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Old 14th May 2008, 12:53   #106647
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So how old are you going to be Kathy?

You don't really expect me to tell you do you???

Suffice to say that I'll be 39 again.....
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Old 14th May 2008, 13:12   #106648
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Just been told by NewClientCorp that I am no longer required - they've finally managed to build the team up with a sufficient number of skilled permies

Bench in two weeks...
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.......in catch up mode - currently on 6th May.......
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You don't really expect me to tell you do you???

Suffice to say that I'll be 39 again.....
You shall forever be 39 in the world TPD.
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Narp.

Tired of being treated like a door matt and taken for granted.

Made the effort yesterday to find out about work in Poland (at ex client co's office I was at) for a mate who is besotted with some polish chick he's met and wants to move out there.

Still awaiting a thanks. Next time I won't ******* bother.
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