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Old 6th May 2008, 17:37   #105751
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Just been told by NewClientCorp that I am no longer required - they've finally managed to build the team up with a sufficient number of skilled permies

Bench in two weeks...
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Old 6th May 2008, 17:43   #105752
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The amusing aspect of it was that (as I had noticed at the start, but had not mentioned) their legal department had a slip of the keyboard when drawing up my contract, so that it said that I was entitled to a six month notice period... on what was originally a six month contract

They mentioned it before I did, virtually pleading with me to accept that it was a mistake, and not to hold them to it

I graciously condescended to overlook the error, rather than calling in my brother (who's a partner in one of the country's top commercial law firms), because I'm nice like that

Also, these people are in the upper echelons of my field, and if I want to stay in said echelons myself, it makes sense not to get on the wrong side of them... everybody who counts knows everybody else in this game, and word gets around
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Old 6th May 2008, 18:01   #105753
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Old 6th May 2008, 18:01   #105754
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sorry I was not about earlier - very very busy day.
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Old 6th May 2008, 18:02   #105755
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Careful you two, BP will be around tell you off for talking about holiday...

I've only got 13 more sleeps
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Old 6th May 2008, 18:03   #105756
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Afternoon all,,,,,, .

I've joined the ranks of the walking wounded as I'm having some trouble with a blocked eustachian tube.
This means I'm looking at the screen with one eye as the other is covered with a tissue to soak up the excess lachrymose fluid.
Looking forward to this evening as i've joined a Brazilian Drummiing class (and the Brazilian is pretty annoyed I can tell you). We've got to practice as we're giving a public performance at the end of the course and the tutor is talking about giving another performance for charity at one of the clubs here in Edinburgh.......I'm going to be famous yet!!!

Anyway that's all my news for now - hope to catch up with you soon!

to you all (and to Brillo and Zeity)
poor KW

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well if thats your attitude - have
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Old 6th May 2008, 18:04   #105757
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I wear specs too - I know what you mean -

I hope you have been using the spank paddle whilst I have been away KW - these lot need keeping in line...

making up for lost time eh?
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Old 6th May 2008, 18:05   #105758
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Old 6th May 2008, 18:06   #105759
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Sadly not CM. Mainly because this place was as dead as a doornail whilst you were away and secondly because Brillo and Zeity only seem to misbehave while you're around.

I probably haven't got the right technique so you'll have to teach me the appropriate moves before you go away again
just give us lots of
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I'm not sure about that.....but I'm sure the guys would love to watch while we experiment!
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