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Old 2nd May 2008, 10:54   #105561
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Bloody lizards giving me the wink...thats disturbing

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oh yes you are. women are far too clever to us. accept it..
and they smell nice. Its not fair.

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not very good mates are they? I reckon she just wants lots of s*x..


Plus her last **** buddy was an RAF pilot.

I've got images of him shooting jerry down over the channel, turning up at hers in his classic e-type jag or MG, giving her what for and then still getting back in time for smoked kippers at breakfast!

How am I meant to follow that.
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Old 2nd May 2008, 11:24   #105562
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Afternoon everyone......

Just a brief visit during my lunch hour.
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The project room is full of students.

Some of them are working on projects.
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Old 2nd May 2008, 12:16   #105566
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The project room is full of students.

Some of them are working on projects.
and the rest?

I hope they're above 17 years old
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Afternoon denizens

One last big push and I can get this thing working and head off to the motorway

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One last big push and I can get this thing working and head off to the motorway

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I hope they're above 17 years old
All over 18... no perv criminal searches done on me, mate...
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