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Old 2nd May 2008, 08:07   #105551
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Old 2nd May 2008, 08:09   #105552
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morning BP

phew what a week its been, non stop

anyhoo should be quieter today, our month end data hasn't updated yet

just for filthy friday and in memeory of CM (has she been mentioned this week ?) here is a
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Old 2nd May 2008, 08:12   #105553
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Hey, Diver, how they hanging?

You ok?
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Old 2nd May 2008, 08:17   #105554
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Hey, Diver, how they hanging?

You ok?
Hobbling around on a crutch, but hand is a lot better now that they have cut out the damaged nerve cluster that kept sending electric shocks up my arm.
Altogether, feeling a lot better.
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Old 2nd May 2008, 08:43   #105555
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But at my age I can't remember how to play and what goes where. Lets face it - she wants to play with you.
I r not a toy! I'm not to be played with!

You're not helping. My mates are already telling me daily that she wants kids asap.

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Does that mean you don't want any advice? Public forum - you will get loads of advice. even if most of it is nonsense.
No. It means Oi! Possibly becuase you were scaring me

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I may have mentioned previously that after nearly shagging me to death, my ex-gf married a chap 12 years her junior...

Last time I saw him, he looked older than me...

What a way to go...
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Old 2nd May 2008, 08:44   #105556
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I r not a toy! I'm not to be played with!

You're not helping. My mates are already telling me daily that she wants kids asap.



No. It means Oi! Possibly becuase you were scaring me



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Old 2nd May 2008, 08:47   #105557
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They took the stitches out of my hand and hip yesterday. I will be in a cast now for another 6 to 8 weeks, then physio
ouch!

how long is it now since the accident?

anyway - the very very best of luck with it. what does the physio involve. does it include a pot noodle?
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Old 2nd May 2008, 08:49   #105558
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I r not a toy! I'm not to be played with!
oh yes you are. women are far too clever to us. accept it.

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You're not helping. My mates are already telling me daily that she wants kids asap.
not very good mates are they? I reckon she just wants lots of s*x.

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No. It means Oi! Possibly becuase you were scaring me
sorry.
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Old 2nd May 2008, 08:59   #105559
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Looks like I missed the start of smutty Friday, you guys get going early.
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Old 2nd May 2008, 09:28   #105560
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