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Old 2nd May 2008, 07:26   #105541
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isn't that a bit later than usual?
nope normal one i leave work at 1:45 so it gives me nearly 2 hours to get there - i could probably walk it from CW in that time

seriously its just in case the DLR throws a wobbly, its happened once in 17 months
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Old 2nd May 2008, 07:54   #105542
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Old 2nd May 2008, 07:57   #105543
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you like 30 to 40 at a time

seriously, I reckon women in their thirties want alot more rumpy than younger women. SP take note...
You are so right... that applies to most, they know what they want & they want a lot...

It doesn't appear to apply to my lustee unfortunately... or maybe she just doesn't want me....
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Old 2nd May 2008, 07:58   #105544
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Oi!

We're going out again on Saturday. I think she actually starting to dig me which is a scary thought. It means she's a lot closer to breaking me.

erm I mean

At least if she comes to the CUK meet ups she'll have someone her own age to play with
I may have mentioned previously that after nearly shagging me to death, my ex-gf married a chap 12 years her junior...

Last time I saw him, he looked older than me...

What a way to go...
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Old 2nd May 2008, 07:59   #105545
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TPD is an extension - by now, it's an extension of so many consciousnesses it's even become self-aware

(In case anybody's wondering, I'm not the CUK user test please delete, although I have certain suspicions about who might be... )
Open the pod bay doors, TPD...

Sorry Dave, I can't do that...
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Old 2nd May 2008, 08:01   #105546
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I may have mentioned previously that after nearly shagging me to death, my ex-gf married a chap 12 years her junior...

Last time I saw him, he looked older than me...

What a way to go...


of course, conversely, this means that older men should go out with younger women...
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Old 2nd May 2008, 08:01   #105547
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I just got my timesheet signed and approved......
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Old 2nd May 2008, 08:02   #105548
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Old 2nd May 2008, 08:04   #105549
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Nice to see you back squire



The hand must be better by now?

And how are the BLTs? Never busier I bet.....
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Old 2nd May 2008, 08:06   #105550
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excellent - IMO it makes all the difference. round here contractors are treated like aliens.
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