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Old 28th April 2008, 06:49   #105171
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1. Stick to hookers
2. Philippine or Thai Takeaway
3. Buy a Russian or Ukrainian bride
4. Gay relationship
5. Become a Monk

The above sound like the only options left to you sock

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Its not about me I just can't believe someone can agree to move in with someone else they realistically have known for 2 weeks of actual days.

Does not compute etc.
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Old 28th April 2008, 06:54   #105172
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Its not about me I just can't believe someone can agree to move in with someone else they realistically have known for 2 weeks of actual days.

Does not compute etc.
Female = Irrational & Illogical (ferkin weird)

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Old 28th April 2008, 08:02   #105173
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Old 28th April 2008, 08:14   #105174
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It's actually my hip bone, round by my buttock, so you might say that I literally have my arse in my hand
Maybe Mrs Diver could hold it now and again?
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Old 28th April 2008, 08:22   #105175
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Morning all

Are we all fit & happy (apart from Diver...)?

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Old 28th April 2008, 08:26   #105176
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Old 28th April 2008, 08:35   #105177
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I've been feeling very weird this weekend... I'll be really happy and contented in the knowledge that things are going all right one minute, and sixty seconds later I'll be feeling really miserable and uncertain about everything

Then, next minute, I'll be feeling totally upbeat again

I think it's because one of my colleagues, when I explained a particularly odd Internet Explorer bug and a most recondite fix therefore on Friday, told me I ought to post it on my blog - and I realised that I'd meant to do so over a year ago, but hadn't

I know so much about the stuff I work with that I'm a world-class expert, yet I always fail to do anything to let the world know that, simply because I have no faith in myself - I may understand stuff more deeply and broadly than virtually anybody else, but that only allows me to realise how much I don't yet properly understand, which saps my self-confidence.

As somebody once said, "I see too much and too deep."

Maybe I should have a counselling session with Lucy
I've seen things... you people wouldn't believe...
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Old 28th April 2008, 08:43   #105178
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I've seen things... you people wouldn't believe...

Cue for THE quote from Blade Runner?



Morning all..... will be here from time to time but got work to do so won't be here as often as before.

Don't expect me to weild the while CM is away!!!

Edit; wield
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Old 28th April 2008, 08:52   #105179
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I see that the ultimate box set of Blade Runner is available...

5 dvds worth, including the "rarely seen work print with different music"...

'King 'eck, yet another irresistable opportunity...
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Old 28th April 2008, 08:54   #105180
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Wield.

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