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Old 27th April 2008, 17:21   #105161
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Old 27th April 2008, 18:49   #105162
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Old 27th April 2008, 20:06   #105163
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Old 28th April 2008, 00:48   #105164
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Old 28th April 2008, 00:52   #105165
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I have stuff to impart (deep and meaningful, but fun too) but it's all rather abstract, so I reckon I'll chill for a bit, and maybe inflict any useful consequential modes of thought on you once I know what their qualities and values are

In other news...

The State of Diver's Hand (and the leg that is now part of it)

is of greater importance than anything I have to say tonight

Don't forget Diver, we like to know how you are - keep us informed, but preferably without shaking the bits of your leg out of the remaining bits of your hand
It's actually my hip bone, round by my buttock, so you might say that I literally have my arse in my hand
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Old 28th April 2008, 01:04   #105166
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It's actually my hip bone, round by my buttock, so you might say that I literally have my arse in my hand
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Keep it firmly in your hand - you don't want that to drop off
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Old 28th April 2008, 01:24   #105167
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I've been feeling very weird this weekend... I'll be really happy and contented in the knowledge that things are going all right one minute, and sixty seconds later I'll be feeling really miserable and uncertain about everything

Then, next minute, I'll be feeling totally upbeat again

I think it's because one of my colleagues, when I explained a particularly odd Internet Explorer bug and a most recondite fix therefore on Friday, told me I ought to post it on my blog - and I realised that I'd meant to do so over a year ago, but hadn't

I know so much about the stuff I work with that I'm a world-class expert, yet I always fail to do anything to let the world know that, simply because I have no faith in myself - I may understand stuff more deeply and broadly than virtually anybody else, but that only allows me to realise how much I don't yet properly understand, which saps my self-confidence.

As somebody once said, "I see too much and too deep."

Maybe I should have a counselling session with Lucy
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Old 28th April 2008, 01:53   #105168
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Now, maybe I'm missing something obvious here, but why would a dying Liberian woman be asking me to give her earthly wealth to orphanages? Surely the lawyer she plans to pass my banking details on to could do that for her?
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Old 28th April 2008, 06:30   #105169
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Argh!!!

Went down the pub with 3 mates last night.

1 has just started seeing someone (first date that day infact) ...... easy enough to deal with

1 has been having awkward silences for about 2 years with someone else and finally made a move ..... again pretty normal

and the other has been dating someone in Poland for 3 months and he already has a plans to move in with her in 2.5 years time (when she finishes uni).

Seriously ->

The worlds gone mad!
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Argh!!!

Went down the pub with 3 mates last night.

1 has just started seeing someone (first date that day infact) ...... easy enough to deal with

1 has been having awkward silences for about 2 years with someone else and finally made a move ..... again pretty normal

and the other has been dating someone in Poland for 3 months and he already has a plans to move in with her in 2.5 years time (when she finishes uni).

Seriously ->

The worlds gone mad!


1. Stick to hookers
2. Philippine or Thai Takeaway
3. Buy a Russian or Ukrainian bride
4. Gay relationship
5. Become a Monk

The above sound like the only options left to you sock

HTH
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