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Old 25th April 2008, 13:43   #105051
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Afternoon denizens

While I was away they completely restructured the application... fair enough, it had to be done, and should have been done several weeks ago, but unfortunately they didn't realise (because I wasn't here to tell them) that one of the major components I'd been working had a dependancy on an external library.

As their wonderful magic technique (which admittedly is very clever) for building the environment needs special mollycoddling to include external libraries, I'm now in the position that all the stuff I was supposed to be working on doesn't work, and can't be made to work, until the bloke responsible for the magic has worked out how to make it properly magical

Ideal situation to be in on a Friday afternoon, really - I can do something more interesting instead

Time for the motorway soon, anyway
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Old 25th April 2008, 13:44   #105052
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I bet you think that compiled and tested are the same thing.
Okay - instead you can beast 100 users if you prefer.
That's exactly what my students think

"It assembles/and/or compiles ok, why doesn't it work?"

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Old 25th April 2008, 13:46   #105053
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Afternoon denizens

While I was away they completely restructured the application... fair enough, it had to be done, and should have been done several weeks ago, but unfortunately they didn't realise (because I wasn't here to tell them) that one of the major components I'd been working had a dependancy on an external library.

As their wonderful magic technique (which admittedly is very clever) for building the environment needs special mollycoddling to include external libraries, I'm now in the position that all the stuff I was supposed to be working on doesn't work, and can't be made to work, until the bloke responsible for the magic has worked out how to make it properly magical

Ideal situation to be in on a Friday afternoon, really - I can do something more interesting instead

Time for the motorway soon, anyway
I dislike magic very strongly...

Hope the motorway is good for you this afternoon, Nick, old chap...
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Old 25th April 2008, 13:46   #105054
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Afternoon denizens

While I was away they completely restructured the application... fair enough, it had to be done, and should have been done several weeks ago, but unfortunately they didn't realise (because I wasn't here to tell them) that one of the major components I'd been working had a dependancy on an external library.

As their wonderful magic technique (which admittedly is very clever) for building the environment needs special mollycoddling to include external libraries, I'm now in the position that all the stuff I was supposed to be working on doesn't work, and can't be made to work, until the bloke responsible for the magic has worked out how to make it properly magical

Ideal situation to be in on a Friday afternoon, really - I can do something more interesting instead

Time for the motorway soon, anyway
Ah, I'm guessing the mirrors are all aligned but the smokes still the wrong colour?
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Old 25th April 2008, 13:46   #105055
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Typical of clients... changing things while your back is turned...
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Old 25th April 2008, 13:47   #105056
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I bet they get a

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Afternoon denizens

While I was away they completely restructured the application... fair enough, it had to be done, and should have been done several weeks ago, but unfortunately they didn't realise (because I wasn't here to tell them) that one of the major components I'd been working had a dependancy on an external library.

As their wonderful magic technique (which admittedly is very clever) for building the environment needs special mollycoddling to include external libraries, I'm now in the position that all the stuff I was supposed to be working on doesn't work, and can't be made to work, until the bloke responsible for the magic has worked out how to make it properly magical

Ideal situation to be in on a Friday afternoon, really - I can do something more interesting instead

Time for the motorway soon, anyway


great work Nick.
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Old 25th April 2008, 13:48   #105058
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Just had a little optimist come in asking if I can fix his USB memory stick.

Well, with the illuminated magnifier, and my super strong visor thingie, I can just about see the tracks that are broken...

As to fixing it, no chance.
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That's exactly what my students think

"It assembles/and/or compiles ok, why doesn't it work?"

At that point you should eat them - only sensible thing to do.
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