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Old 19th April 2008, 21:52   #104151
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Old 20th April 2008, 02:29   #104152
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Act 1, Scene 1

Location: The pub



Customer: A gin and tonic please

Barmaid: OK

Barmaid creates gin and tonic
Barmaid places gin and tonic before customer

Barmaid: Anything else?

Customer: Do you sell gin?

Barmaid:
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Old 20th April 2008, 02:45   #104153
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Barmaid:
Although that's how Barmaid felt (as related to me later), to her credit she just said "No", which led to much confusion amongst the imbeciles:

"Oh Sue, they don't have any gin..."
"Oh, I'm not sure what I want then..."

etc. etc.
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Old 20th April 2008, 03:11   #104154
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"Imbecile: from Latin imbecillus, literally ‘without a supporting staff’"

I have no supporting staff - I have to do everything myself

I didn't realise that this made me an imbecile (although I had certain suspicions)
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Old 20th April 2008, 07:44   #104155
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Old 20th April 2008, 07:50   #104156
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Old 20th April 2008, 08:42   #104157
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"Imbecile: from Latin imbecillus, literally ‘without a supporting staff’"

I have no supporting staff - I have to do everything myself

I didn't realise that this made me an imbecile (although I had certain suspicions)
Good night down the pub then?
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Looks like it will be the week after I come back from holiday
<checks Outlook to see when that is, crashes and reboots machine - d'oh>
<opens Palm and checks>

hello CM, when is that exactly, we could have a TPD drink with BP and others
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Old 20th April 2008, 09:29   #104159
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hello CM, when is that exactly, we could have a TPD drink with BP and others
Morning AG

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