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Old 27th March 2008, 22:53   #100641
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Hope you feel better in the morning...

Did you ever find that sock that the dog ate?
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Old 27th March 2008, 22:56   #100642
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And the tumbleweed rolls gently past in the breeze...

There's the sound of a distant locomotive whistle blowing on the railroad...

A coyote howls mournfully at the moon...

Zeity gently rocks back and forth in his rocking chair on the veranda, cradling his Sharps Big 50...
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Old 27th March 2008, 22:58   #100643
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This time it's gonna be different... this time, the War Criminal will get his just deserts... and it ain't gonna be rice pudding.
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Old 27th March 2008, 23:35   #100644
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Oh well, off to cuddle the cat...



Time to buy a new cold water tank in the morning.

Deep joy.
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Old 28th March 2008, 00:01   #100645
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Oh well, off to cuddle the cat...



Time to buy a new cold water tank in the morning.

Deep joy.
Goodnight Zeity
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Old 28th March 2008, 00:19   #100646
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Oh! Deep Joy
Hi ho and a jolly welcode to all you surfwide'n interwebber lopers. Here beholdy manifold things, all deep joy and thorkus for great laugh'n tittery. O yes.


Bored now, nobody to talk to.

I'm gonna watch a movie
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Old 28th March 2008, 01:23   #100647
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Nicely done!

BUT - it errors if you choose a user who has never posted in TPD:

Code:
Notice: Undefined offset: 0 in user.php on line 35
A good effort though - I played around with a few users to see
FFS - there's always one, and I bet it's always you

It's an alpha, mainly knocked together after I came home from the pub over an Easter weekend - what do you expect, error handling?

I'll put in a TheFaQQer trap at the weekend
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Old 28th March 2008, 01:39   #100648
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Also - what's the format for users with spaces in their name, e.g. CM?
The standard specifies %20, but all modern browsers will take care of that for you - just type the user name, with space, after the / at the end of the http://www.testpleasedelete.com/ and it will turn it into the correct form for you

I just wish the hosting company didn't insist on forcing that "www." in front of everything - it's so 1992

I've got a domain on another one of their servers that doesn't do that - I suppose it depends on who was working that day
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Old 28th March 2008, 01:47   #100649
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That was TPD post 7777 for me.
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