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Old 26th March 2008, 13:02   #100151
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haven't tried them - but I have an extension to celebrate as well

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Jeez, woman!

choking the chicken = male masterbation

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The same as banging one out then?

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Old 26th March 2008, 13:02   #100152
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Old 26th March 2008, 13:04   #100153
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choking the chicken = male masterbation

HTH
surely post of the week!

I have just been rolling round the office - people are staring. please put a warning next time...
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Old 26th March 2008, 13:05   #100154
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Old 26th March 2008, 13:05   #100155
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haven't tried them - but I have an extension to celebrate as well



The same as banging one out then?



Everything is always you
Well done on the extension.......

You see if he'd said banging one out - I might have had a chance... between you banging them out and Xen having a pot noodle and a wink, BP being mean to the chicken.... I am suprised this country isn't full of partially sighted contractors...
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Old 26th March 2008, 13:06   #100156
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It's two out now. At least one of them is from before 94000, meaning I can find out who it is. Not certain about the other one, but there's a chance.

Naming and shaming will indeed occur


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Old 26th March 2008, 13:07   #100157
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got another 6 months out of ClientCo

this will be my last extension as it would be over 24 months if i had another one

bought some doughnuts from Krispy Kreme in Canary Wharf
well done AG!

House is the move to London going?
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Old 26th March 2008, 13:08   #100158
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You see if he'd said banging one out - I might have had a chance... between you banging them out and Xen having a pot noodle and a wink, BP being mean to the chicken.... I am suprised this country isn't full of partially sighted contractors...
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Old 26th March 2008, 13:08   #100159
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It's two out now. At least one of them is from before 94000, meaning I can find out who it is. Not certain about the other one, but there's a chance.

Naming and shaming will indeed occur
94000 was one out this morning when I updated my list.

But I think it got back in sync slightly after that.

Oh well - let it go.

I have for the time BrilloPad robbed me of my 50k. I hardly mention it, in fact.
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Old 26th March 2008, 13:09   #100160
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Well done on the extension.......

You see if he'd said banging one out - I might have had a chance... between you banging them out and Xen having a pot noodle and a wink, BP being mean to the chicken.... I am suprised this country isn't full of partially sighted contractors...
You forgot atw and his squirrel...
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