Sex and Masturbation at work

[xinetd.d]

anyone indulged?

I'm horny as hell today.

[WageSlave]

Originally Posted by xinetd.d

anyone indulged?

I'm horny as hell today.

Need a helping hand?

[xinetd.d]

Originally Posted by WageSlave

Need a helping hand?

it'll have to be a big en chuck

[wc2]

I worked at a call centre that a chap was caught at his desk giving himself a 5 knuckle shuffle.

It was a night shift and he claimed he forgot he was at work

[DimPrawn]

I hate sticky keyboards.

[xinetd.d]

When I was a trainee Chef about 17 years ago this other trainee took me back to her parents big house, we are talking mansion here folks. As we had to work split shifts and I lived miles away she invited me round for the few hours in between shifts. There was only me and her in, she went for a shower, I pretended to look for the toilet and got a glips of her in the shower, I shot downstairs, it was really quiet so I had a wink and wiped it on the curtains.

I thought all was well and we watched a film for the other couple of hours and she said nothing. When we went back to work though people were sniggering and shouting "******" behind my back.

I nearly died that day man.

[n5gooner]

Sex and Masturbation at work Sex yes

masturbation - no why bother when you can have sex

[~Craig~]

schoolboy error, you should have joined her

[xinetd.d]

Originally Posted by ~Craig~

schoolboy error, you should have joined her

I was only 16/17 man, I knew what to do sexually as I'd been there many times before but I was never good at the 'talking game'. Why wasn't rohypnol around when I was a lad?

[DimPrawn]

Blimey how thick are you? Bird invites you back, jumps in the shower and you have a w@nk on a pair of curtains. fliping northern numpty.