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Old 15th September 2005, 14:28   #11
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When I was a trainee Chef about 17 years ago this other trainee took me back to her parents big house, we are talking mansion here folks. As we had to work split shifts and I lived miles away she invited me round for the few hours in between shifts. There was only me and her in, she went for a shower, I pretended to look for the toilet and got a glips of her in the shower, I shot downstairs, it was really quiet so I had a wink and wiped it on the curtains.

I thought all was well and we watched a film for the other couple of hours and she said nothing. When we went back to work though people were sniggering and shouting "******" behind my back.

I nearly died that day man.
But was it worth it? That's the question. We require a fuller description of the scene. But well done
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Old 15th September 2005, 14:28   #12
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Old 15th September 2005, 14:31   #13
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Fair play to the girlie if she was watching you wink on her curtains!
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Old 15th September 2005, 14:33   #14
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Fair play to the girlie if she was watching you wink on her curtains!

question is what was she winking on - or was she taking pictures?
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Old 15th September 2005, 14:36   #15
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question is what was she winking on - or was she taking pictures?
I like your thinking I'm off to touch myself, if anyone wants to watch or take pictures, 5th floor, 3rd cubicle.
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Old 15th September 2005, 14:40   #16
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was she a looker or a stumper?
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Old 15th September 2005, 14:43   #17
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was she a looker or a stumper?
well if he had to do himself - she must have been a stumper................
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Old 15th September 2005, 14:45   #18
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was she a looker or a stumper?
Hmmm, let's look at the evidence before us... She was having a shower and one glimpse caused our East Riding buddy to off himself all over the back of the curtains...
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Old 15th September 2005, 14:45   #19
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well if he had to do himself - she must have been a stumper................
Often the prettiest women don't have the best bodies. Quite a disappointment, in fact. The best bodies usually belong to women with B or C grade faces.
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Hmmm, let's look at the evidence before us... She was having a shower and one glimpse caused our East Riding buddy to off himself all over the back of the curtains...

She was fooking gorgeous man, at 17/18 I'd have banged her father
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