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Old 9th November 2008, 16:35   #11
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Cruel, but so very funny
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Old 9th November 2008, 16:38   #12
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EDIT: those mocked up pics get better every time! I love the one with the heads of two dogs switched
Paper bag post is classic!
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Old 9th November 2008, 19:06   #13
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Old 9th November 2008, 19:57   #14
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Oh my goodness - there's someone else on there claiming that she's with him and the OP is jealous!!!

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Old 9th November 2008, 22:02   #15
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Goddamn, your girlfriend is ugly as tulip, and I mean that in the nicest possible way.
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i hope she makes a lot of money and cooks and cleans because i would never have sex with that thing.
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Let me guess, she is going through Heroin/PCP withdrawal and has a nasty habit of chewing on bricks??
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Old 9th November 2008, 23:15   #16
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Old 9th November 2008, 23:28   #17
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omg this thread is LEGENDARY!!! so i still haven't gotten a response.. What's the real deal on this thing?
Response = Some stroke victim modelled next to a car. Hilarity ensued.
I think that's just awful
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Old 12th November 2008, 11:10   #18
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CUK was funny like that when we had inline pictures.

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