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Old 7th November 2008, 13:39   #1
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Default my Bum's just been sick
Just spent an uncomfortable fifteen minutes glued to the lav. Blooming dodgy kfc is getting the colonels revenge on me.

Its a small office with three people, hope nobody realises it was me





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They'll probably figure it out EO...
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GIGO - you only have yourself to blame...

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Just spent an uncomfortable fifteen minutes glued to the lav. Blooming dodgy kfc is getting the colonels revenge on me.

Its a small office with three people, hope nobody realises it was me
kfc - don't go there

almost anything else is better
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Thanks for sharing that.

I think I preferred it when your FRiday thread was a story (hint hint) ......
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Just spent an uncomfortable fifteen minutes glued to the lav. Blooming dodgy kfc is getting the colonels revenge on me.

Its a small office with three people, hope nobody realises it was me
You do seem to be one of life's Sith Lords of Diarrhoea.
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did it come out with the sound of a machine gun?
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did it come out with the sound of a machine gun?
no. more like a flock of pigeons taking off




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