my Bum's just been sick

[BrilloPad]

Originally Posted by Manic

So the office bog paper....is it?

soft, strong and very long, good enough to wrap the cutest pup in

or

40 grade sandpaper

One of the advantages of working for an IB is top quality bog roll. And they can't give it to the permies only.....

I remember working for the MOD - 40 grade sandpaper would have been softer.

[dwm009]

This thread is just going to run and run...

[Chugnut]

Originally Posted by dwm009

This thread is just going to run and run...

Yes, maybe we should keep a log?

<Toilet humour overload>
EO, did you have to stick your finger down your "throat" to initiate sickness?
</Toilet humour overload>

Sorry, everyone...

[Spacecadet]

When you think your friends are joking
but your pants are brown and soaking:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

[Fishface]

Originally Posted by EternalOptimist

no. more like a flock of pigeons taking off

...and look like a flock of sparrows

[DiscoStu]

Standards on this board have really gone down the pan.

[voodooflux]

Originally Posted by EternalOptimist

Just spent an uncomfortable fifteen minutes glued to the lav.

There's a lot of that about.

[ratewhore]

CUK at it's best, 3 pages on the shits.

Gentlemen, I salute you...

[Pogle]

What a load of crap

[lightng]

If you want to sh*t with ease,
put your hands upon your knees,
then you give a gentle squeeze,
out it comes like lemon cheese.



Entered a poetry competition with this but only came turd.