The armchair pontificator ...
Deep in the heart of a Northern city, there exists a forgotten genius. From the Polytechnic of Ulan Bator where he earned a 3rd class degree in General Studies (because his genius was not recognised) he made the arduous trek to the Polytechnic of Wolverhampton. After completing his "business studies" degree, our hero started a company. So complex is the technology however, that mere mortals cannot understand it. The technology promises to solve the energy crisis, cure cancer and lead humanity into the sunny uplands.
From his mansion in the city's suburbs, our potential Nobel prize winner lives in a monk-like seclusion, avoiding the company of women especially, he socialises solely with squirels, which he rightly considers to be a higher life form than himself.
Will our national treasure save us in our time of need?
Stay tuned.
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