Hey! Dude! Where's my pears?

[zeitghost]

Just noticed that some kind person has stripped every pear off my pear tree...

I thought my feathered friends (jackdaws) hadn't been paying it much attention recently.

Ho hum.

I feel another security camera system coming on...

[Bob Dalek]

Originally Posted by zeitghost

Just noticed that some kind person has stripped every pear off my pear tree...

I thought my feathered friends (jackdaws) hadn't been paying it much attention recently.

Ho hum.

I feel another security camera system coming on...

Next year, inject them with a solution of dog poo and water. They may still be nicked, but the last laugh is all yours!

[Diver]

Originally Posted by Bob Dalek

Next year, inject them with a solution of dog poo and water. They may still be nicked, but the last laugh is all yours!

Mercury

[Advocate]

Originally Posted by Bob Dalek

Next year, inject them with a solution of dog poo and water. They may still be nicked, but the last laugh is all yours!

It worries me that I now the image of someone mixing a big bucket with a murky brown liquid in it and cackling.

[zeitghost]

Hubble bubble toil & trouble,


Zeity stirs the cauldron of doom...

[wobbegong]

Stories are making the papers locally, about veg being stolen from allotments. Not just a couple of carrots and a cabbage, the entire contents of allotments are disappearing overnight.

[BrilloPad]

Originally Posted by zeitghost

Just noticed that some kind person has stripped every pear off my pear tree...

I thought my feathered friends (jackdaws) hadn't been paying it much attention recently.

Ho hum.

I feel another security camera system coming on...

It was the squirrels what did it guv!