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Old 16th July 2008, 16:46   #21
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If you ask me, you should spend less time worrying about his bed hopping, and more time bed hopping yourself! (Then have a good hop with each other on Friday!)

Oh, and of course, remember that men LIE about how many times they hop (as well as how good they are at hopping!) You might find that in reality he hardly hops at all?
SA are you saying that he might be crap in bed
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Old 16th July 2008, 16:49   #22
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SA are you saying that he might be crap in bed
You both might be...
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SA are you saying that he might be crap in bed
If we're talking about Xen, then no way He'd be frolicking great!

<drifts off>

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But if you're talking about anyone else, then yes. A very strong possibility!

Edit: Frolicking?!! Admins, come on!
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If we're talking about Xen, then no way He'd be frolicking great!

<drifts off>

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But if you're talking about anyone else, then yes. A very strong possibility!
The old woman has spoken!
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Well I had assumed she wasn't talking about you my dear
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Well I had assumed she wasn't talking about you my dear
A gentleman never tells SA, you know my motto! Btw, have one back
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AP: we all know it was you on the web cam so you might as well do it for real.

Doesnt matter if he is a bed hopper unless you are looking for a long term relationship.

Safe sex and all that.
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Old 16th July 2008, 19:23   #28
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AP: we all know it was you on the web cam so you might as well do it for real.

Doesnt matter if he is a bed hopper unless you are looking for a long term relationship.

Safe sex and all that.
And he is a great snog...... I can vouch for that - go for it
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And he is a great snog...... I can vouch for that - go for it
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