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Churchill · 16th July 2008, 16:25

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Feel free to offer your advise

Learn to spell...

BrilloPad · 16th July 2008, 16:25

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Originally Posted by alreadypacked

Feel free to offer your advise

You should sleep with someone else just to spite him. like me.

HTH

Diver · 16th July 2008, 16:28

Dear Xen,

I met this guy on the internet and we seemed to get on really well, exchanged Insults and PM's etc. There is a social event that I may go to meet him at, but I have discovered that he is a compulsive dog humper. What should I wear if I meet him?

alreadypacked · 16th July 2008, 16:28

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Learn to spell...

How would that help

Diver · 16th July 2008, 16:29

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Originally Posted by alreadypacked

How would that help

In making the police statement?

Churchill · 16th July 2008, 16:30

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Originally Posted by Diver

Dear Xen,

I met this guy on the internet and we seemed to get on really well, exchanged Insults and PM's etc. There is a social event that I may go to meet him at, but I have discovered that he is a compulsive dog humper. What should I wear if I meet him?

Chainmail!

alreadypacked · 16th July 2008, 16:30

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Originally Posted by Diver

Dear Xen,

I met this guy on the internet and we seemed to get on really well, exchanged Insults and PM's etc. There is a social event that I may go to meet him at, but I have discovered that he is a compulsive dog humper. What should I wear if I meet him?

BrilloPad · 16th July 2008, 16:33

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Originally Posted by alreadypacked

Dear Xen,

I met this guy on the internet and we seemed to get on really well, exchanged mails etc. There is a social event that I may meet him at, but I have discovered that he is a compulsive bed hopper. What should I do if I meet him?

Would this be the cuk meet?

SallyAnne · 16th July 2008, 16:33

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Originally Posted by alreadypacked

Feel free to offer your advise

If you ask me, you should spend less time worrying about his bed hopping, and more time bed hopping yourself! (Then have a good hop with each other on Friday!)

Oh, and of course, remember that men LIE about how many times they hop (as well as how good they are at hopping!) You might find that in reality he hardly hops at all?

If I was into bunny porn I'd be really horny right now!!

Moose423956 · 16th July 2008, 16:34

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Originally Posted by SallyAnne

If I was into bunny porn I'd be really horny right now!!

Hop Hop Hoppity Hop