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Old 16th July 2008, 16:19   #1
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I met this guy on the internet and we seemed to get on really well, exchanged mails etc. There is a social event that I may meet him at, but I have discovered that he is a compulsive bed hopper. What should I do if I meet him?
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Old 16th July 2008, 16:21   #2
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I met this guy on the internet and we seemed to get on really well, exchanged mails etc. There is a social event that I may meet him at, but I have discovered that he is a compulsive bed hopper. What should I do if I meet him?
Learn to jump on one leg, just to make him feel comfortable?
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Old 16th July 2008, 16:21   #3
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hop into his bed with him?
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Old 16th July 2008, 16:21   #4
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I met this guy on the internet and we seemed to get on really well, exchanged mails etc. There is a social event that I may meet him at, but I have discovered that he is a compulsive bed hopper. What should I do if I meet him?
Can anyone answer that or is it just for Xen?
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That would get on my nerves that like!
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Old 16th July 2008, 16:22   #6
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I met this guy on the internet and we seemed to get on really well, exchanged mails etc. There is a social event that I may meet him at, but I have discovered that he is a compulsive bed hopper. What should I do if I meet him?
Kick him in the nuts.
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Old 16th July 2008, 16:23   #7
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I met this guy on the internet and we seemed to get on really well, exchanged mails etc. There is a social event that I may meet him at, but I have discovered that he is a compulsive bed hopper. What should I do if I meet him?
Have you had a "Webcam Mutual Masturbation" session yet?
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AP......are you Lucy, and is Xen Bagpuss?!!!!

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Can anyone answer that or is it just for Xen?
Feel free to offer your advise
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AP......are you *****, and is Xen Bagpuss?!!!!

Bagpuss wears eyeliner?
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