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Old 16th July 2008, 16:25   #11
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I met this guy on the internet and we seemed to get on really well, exchanged Insults and PM's etc. There is a social event that I may go to meet him at, but I have discovered that he is a compulsive dog humper. What should I wear if I meet him?
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I met this guy on the internet and we seemed to get on really well, exchanged Insults and PM's etc. There is a social event that I may go to meet him at, but I have discovered that he is a compulsive dog humper. What should I wear if I meet him?
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Dear Xen,

I met this guy on the internet and we seemed to get on really well, exchanged Insults and PM's etc. There is a social event that I may go to meet him at, but I have discovered that he is a compulsive dog humper. What should I wear if I meet him?
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Old 16th July 2008, 16:33   #18
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I met this guy on the internet and we seemed to get on really well, exchanged mails etc. There is a social event that I may meet him at, but I have discovered that he is a compulsive bed hopper. What should I do if I meet him?
Would this be the cuk meet?
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Old 16th July 2008, 16:33   #19
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If you ask me, you should spend less time worrying about his bed hopping, and more time bed hopping yourself! (Then have a good hop with each other on Friday!)

Oh, and of course, remember that men LIE about how many times they hop (as well as how good they are at hopping!) You might find that in reality he hardly hops at all?




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If somebody posts question, its pityable thing to notice when people bounce back in their satire uniforms showing that great attitude label and utmost disrespect especially if OP sounds like he is a potential immigrant to UK. No matter how many days old you are here, I think its time to remove that chip on your shoulder, fellas ?
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