How about a bit of Chuck Norris

[FiveTimes]

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

[oracleslave]

When the Bogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris

....is that true BM?

[williamdavis]

Originally Posted by FiveTimes

Chuck would use right click copy and paste hence the not needing the ctrl.

Sorry you've lost me. What do you mean right click copy paste, I thought of them all by myself, I don't trust the internet. Do you mean to say they are on the net already??? If you do see them it is sheer coincidence.

Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.

Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.

Chuck Noris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

Chuck Norris does not need to use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford changes its actual spelling.

[saptastic]

Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure


- Quality - I'll ask ths missus

[oracleslave]

Originally Posted by saptastic

Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure


- Quality - I'll ask ths missus

Don't. With her you need the extra traction in the mud

[DaveB]

Originally Posted by d000hg

Or you could just read them all off Google and save the strain on your poor CTRL, C & V keys.

Chuck Norris doesn't look things up on Google, Google look things up with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't use copy and paste, he rips the words from the screen and inserts them into his documents with his bare hands.

[Diver]

There's only one thing harder than a Diamond


Watching Chuck Norris trying to act

[moorfield]

Originally Posted by Diver

There's only one thing harder than a Diamond


Watching Chuck Norris trying to act

Or sing.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=_imAA0...eature=related

Superb.