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Old 16th July 2008, 05:32   #1
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Default How about a bit of Chuck Norris

Come on the man's a god!
  • If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
  • There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
  • Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
  • Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
  • Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
  • Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
  • Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
  • Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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Old 16th July 2008, 07:47   #2
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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death
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Old 16th July 2008, 07:48   #3
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Chuck Norris slams revolving doors
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Old 16th July 2008, 08:29   #4
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Come on the man's a god!
Tw@t

But since we are going downhill anyway.
  • Chuck Norris is part Cherokee. Not by birth, he ate a fsking indian.

    There is no chin under Chuck Norris's beard, just another fist.

    Chuck Norris doesnt go hunting, hunting implies failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

    There is no such thing as survival of the fittest, just the animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Old 16th July 2008, 08:42   #5
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Or you could just read them all off Google and save the strain on your poor CTRL, C & V keys.
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Old 16th July 2008, 08:47   #6
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Or you could just read them all off Google and save the strain on your poor CTRL, C & V keys.
What Would Chuck Norris Do?
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Old 16th July 2008, 09:03   #7
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What Would Chuck Norris Do?
Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a CTRL. Chuck Norris is always in control.
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Old 16th July 2008, 09:17   #8
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Or you could just read them all off Google and save the strain on your poor CTRL, C & V keys.
but that wouldn't be as much fun.

Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.
Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

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Old 16th July 2008, 09:28   #9
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Hi.

Did u know...

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.

Unfortunately he has never cried.

If only.....
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Old 16th July 2008, 09:29   #10
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What Would Chuck Norris Do?
Chuck would use right click copy and paste hence the not needing the ctrl.
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