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Old 13th July 2008, 09:26   #1
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Default Miss England... what's your favourite?

totty parade....Miss Surreys a bit chunky
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Old 13th July 2008, 09:30   #2
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Which one wouldn't you sleep with ?

Er Er! Twitch, Drool.
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Old 13th July 2008, 09:33   #3
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I'll have number 19 please Bob!
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Old 13th July 2008, 09:33   #4
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Foom me! Someones put a gallery of all me ex-girlfriends online.

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Old 13th July 2008, 09:44   #5
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Foom me! Someones put a gallery of all me ex-girlfriends online.

You are Threaded and I claim my £5 bicycle clips
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Old 13th July 2008, 13:14   #6
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Nice to see Miss Newcastle going for the classy look!
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Old 13th July 2008, 13:28   #7
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I got a bit excited by the 'Enter Now' button. I'll go clean myself up
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Old 13th July 2008, 13:31   #8
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Nice to see Miss Newcastle going for the classy look!
Hello?

Shouldn't you be drunk somewhere?

Happy "Hen" weekend by the way. Having a good time?
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Old 13th July 2008, 14:14   #9
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No Miss Lincolnshire, what does that say about the girls round here?

They are too intelligent to enter??
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Old 13th July 2008, 14:49   #10
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Couple of dodgy chavettes in there. Especialy Oxford, Swindon.

I am sure they are very nice girls who love their mothers and keep themselves pure for their future husbands. But if they came round to me and tried to use their charms on me I’d say, “OI ! Oxford, Swindon. NOOOOOO! You are not emblematic of an English rose. Get back in the kennel where you belong.”
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