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Old 13th July 2008, 15:12   #11
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Couple of dodgy chavettes in there. Especialy Oxford, Swindon.

I am sure they are very nice girls who love their mothers and keep themselves pure for their future husbands. But if they came round to me and tried to use their charms on me I’d say, “OI ! Oxford, Swindon. NOOOOOO! You are not emblematic of an English rose. Get back in the kennel where you belong.
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Old 13th July 2008, 16:30   #12
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Hello?

Shouldn't you be drunk somewhere?

Happy "Hen" weekend by the way. Having a good time?
It's been very quiet
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Old 13th July 2008, 16:34   #13
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It's been very quiet
Just so long as you've had a good time.
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Old 14th July 2008, 00:19   #14
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Miss England... what's your favourite?
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less of the objectification of women please
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Old 14th July 2008, 09:48   #15
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Does Miss Rugby have a goatee?
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Old 14th July 2008, 10:08   #16
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Miss Surreys a bit chunky
I would. Built for comfort, not for speed

Nice to see the organisers have splashed out on the website and standardised all the photo sizes and resolutions. Classy
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Old 14th July 2008, 12:39   #17
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My travels now include Dorset, Portsmouth, Warwick & Leamington Spa, and, er, Photographic, wherever that is.
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Old 16th July 2008, 18:45   #18
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Ms Manchester would get it
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Old 16th July 2008, 23:16   #19
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Its not Miss Surrey's fault she is well upholstered, she has been studying hard for her exams


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I have my GCSE's ranging from B-D, I have a level 2 in beauty therapy and now hopefully going to study level 3 in beauty therapy.
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less of the objectification of women please
Stop personifying totty
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