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Yes 12 27.27%
No 32 72.73%
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Old 3rd June 2008, 16:08   #101
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Me either but gay men seem to be keen on her..... anyway the kid is 10 - if she makes his willy stand up - so be it...

Sheesh - you lot - mountain out of molehills
Is that because she looks like a dolphin?
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Old 3rd June 2008, 23:18   #102
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Don't think so. Never understood the fuss made about her. Music is tulip and she is ugly imo.
Agreed, but an ugly bird waggling her boobs about making your willy stand up when your are 10 really doesn't make you gay........
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Old 4th June 2008, 06:45   #103
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Did I imply that? I didn't meant to. Just speaking personally.



Again personally, as I didn't have any choice:

For
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Hygene - There can be no argument here. All the "use more soap and water" brigade can't alter the fact that no matter what (including say after a wink or heavy exercise) there is never any odour from down there.

Aesthetics - Only had positive comments. Mind you my helmet is the size of big ben (probably why I needed the op) so that may count this one out.


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Pain - It bloody hurt at 13.
Psychological - Endless abuse from peers at school. Even today I'm still affectionately known as "half hat" in certain circles. All good character building stuff.
Size - I think shrinkage after exercise/in cold is exacerbated.

Anyone think of anything else?
Yep.

Re: Hygenie. Yes, important if the person has no arms or no access to water. Armpits smell (though mine don't) and arms aren't cut off.

Aesthetics: Not a 'for' point IMO, but we'd need a women only poll to judge that.

Pain. Course it hurts, the willy is designed to be sensitive.

Other points:
It can easily be done, but not easily undone.
There seems to be little medical reason to do it.
Is a child's willy the property of the parents?
The side effects (e.g. desensitization) may not be noticed until later in life.
Either way it doesn't seem to bother most people.
The skin can be used for medical research.
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Old 20th June 2008, 17:37   #104
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I still have mine, had the snip yesterday though now have nuts the size of melons.
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Old 20th June 2008, 18:32   #105
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I still have mine, had the snip yesterday though now have nuts the size of melons.
Are you walking like you have been horse riding?
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Old 20th June 2008, 18:48   #106
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Are you walking like you have been horse riding?
******* right i am mate, I look just like John Wayne.
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Pointless nonsense, how these idiotic tribal customs persist in today's world I have no idea.

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Size - I think shrinkage after exercise/in cold is exacerbated.
Is there a market there for little knitted woolly jumpers to keep the bell end warm? The missus is looking for something to keep her mind active in retirement.
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Pointless nonsense, how these idiotic tribal customs persist in today's world I have no idea.



Is there a market there for little knitted woolly jumpers to keep the bell end warm? The missus is looking for something to keep her mind active in retirement.
Is THAT your plan B?
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No, it's much better than my plan B. That's why I was thinking of switching to this.
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Old 9th July 2008, 17:31   #110
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I'm "done". My 5 year old son is not. However I've noticed a certain chip off the old block in the trouser department and wouldn't be surprised if history isn't repeated in 7 years or so!
Thought all villa fans had small cocks
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