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    Attractive Pimp?

    How many of you would be so shallow as to take a contract according to how attractive your pimp was?

    I am thinking of a need to recruit some decent totty
    41
    I have previously shagged my pimp
    4.88%
    2
    I took the contract expecting to shag my pimp and did'nt
    2.44%
    1
    A bit of decent agency totty certainly brightens the work
    31.71%
    13
    If I like the agent it helps
    9.76%
    4
    I ignore the looks of the agent and take the job on merit
    26.83%
    11
    I am a typical contractor and I only have sex on my own
    24.39%
    10

    The poll is expired.

    Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

    #2
    Why not combine prostitution with rec con activities and hire some call girls as agents?

    You screw us and we screw you sort of thing?

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      #3
      No, I take the gig on the basis of money and role...couldn't really care how good looking or ugly the pimp was. I don't see it even has a relevance....

      Definitely not shallow, in fact, deeper than a deep place way down in the deep and stuffed into a deep bag.

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        #4
        Done around 10 contracts now and only ever met the pimp on 2 of them

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          #5
          C'mon one of you must have shagged a pimp. I shagged one of my contractors years ago (a she by the way, before you start )

          she is either not on this board or is not owning up
          Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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            #6
            You must have been a memorable experience then

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              #7
              Originally posted by DodgyAgent
              C'mon one of you must have shagged a pimp. I shagged one of my contractors years ago (a she by the way, before you start )

              she is either not on this board or is not owning up
              I'd rather shag my Dad. No offence
              +50 Xeno Geek Points
              Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
              As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

              Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

              CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                #8
                Originally posted by Zippy
                I'd rather shag my Dad. No offence

                I would have kept that quiet...

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by DodgyAgent
                  C'mon one of you must have shagged a pimp. I shagged one of my contractors years ago (a she by the way, before you start )

                  she is either not on this board or is not owning up
                  She's probably either died of shame or some nasty pimp STI.

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                    #10
                    An ex pimp of mine was quite tasty. Used to buy us a lot of drinks.

                    Shame she was pregnant almost all the time...
                    ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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