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Had a Dilbert week!

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    Had a Dilbert week!

    Dilbert: I’ve just been to a good meeting.

    Catbert: Maybe the meeting didn’t last long enough for the incompetents of the attendees to become apparent.

    Dilbert: That’s what I call a good meeting.

    Catbert: I’m having a bad meeting.
    Fiscal nomad it's legal.

    #2
    I'm not going to post anything meaningful in here in case I offend. I've already had one thread removed today.

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      #3
      Originally posted by Moose423956
      I'm not going to post anything meaningful in here in case I offend. I've already had one thread removed today.
      Bump
      Confusion is a natural state of being

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        #4
        Originally posted by Diver
        Bump
        I seem to be doing it a lot lately. I've offended someone at work recently. And the wife as well.

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          #5
          Nah! can't believe that Moose!

          You are more of an irritent than an offence

          just kidding
          Confusion is a natural state of being

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            #6
            Originally posted by Moose423956
            I seem to be doing it a lot lately. I've offended someone at work recently. And the wife as well.
            Are you near the end of your contract ?
            The urge to burn bridges can get too strong sometimes.
            Wife: you're on your own with that one.
            Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Moose423956
              I'm not going to post anything meaningful in here in case I offend. I've already had one thread removed today.
              Don't know if I've had any threads removed on this site yet, can't be bothered to check.

              My motto - Never look back

              Ps. probably explains the rear end damage to my car
              Confusion is a natural state of being

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                #8
                Originally posted by zeitghost
                Was it a good thread?

                What was it about?
                It made a reference to a member of the site and a potential liaison with a well known super model. Someone even replied to it, but then next time I looked - gone.

                I can't believe it was that offensive. But Hey Ho. Life goes on...

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by alreadypacked
                  incompetents
                  incompetence
                  Not to mention irony

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by alreadypacked
                    Are you near the end of your contract ?
                    The urge to burn bridges can get too strong sometimes.
                    Wife: you're on your own with that one.
                    I've just started a permie job at the place where I was contracting for 6 months. I make a point never to burn bridges, you never know when you might need to revisit old haunts.

                    The worrying thing is I don't remember saying what it was I was supposed to have said, and it doesn't sound like the sort of thing I would say anyway. But I trust the person who took offence 100%, so I must have said it.

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