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    #11
    Originally posted by el duder
    My dick is 12inches long when flacid.
    That's your arm mate
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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      #12
      Originally posted by el duder
      My dick is 12inches long when flacid.

      so's mine..................... when folded in half

      and mine's between my legs not on my shoulders !!!!
      But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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        #13
        Originally posted by el duder
        My dick is 12inches long when flacid.
        Mine is 3 inches (but apparently that's too wide for some women).
        The vegetarian option.

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          #14
          Mine is only an inch...........from the ground....

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            #15
            Originally posted by zeitghost
            That's not a problem that's a deformity...
            Duder, seperated from horse at birth
            ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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              #16
              Originally posted by el duder
              My dick is 12inches long when flacid.
              Just measured, only 7 1/2 inches, but no complaints so far.

              Have to keep pumping her up though
              Confusion is a natural state of being

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                #17
                Originally posted by Diver
                Have to keep pumping her up though
                are you refering to your wife?
                How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Troll
                  are you refering to your wife?
                  Degenerate
                  Confusion is a natural state of being

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Troll
                    are you refering to your wife?
                    No, his inflatable doll.
                    Hard Brexit now!
                    #prayfornodeal

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Diver
                      Have to keep pumping her up though
                      So it's Mrs Dunlop in the summer when Dolly goes out to high pasture
                      How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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