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    Suffers Fools...Badly!

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    We were enjoying our family holiday last week when my 12-year-old son said, "I wonder if the sea is cold, dad?"
    "You're just about to find out," I laughed, picking him up and throwing him in."
    "I can't believe you just did that," screamed my wife, as she stared at me in complete shock.
    "It's okay," I replied, "He can swim."
    "Where to?? We're on a bloody cruise ship!"
    “I've always figured that if God wanted us to go to church a lot, he'd have given us bigger behinds to sit on and smaller heads to think with."

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    キツネの帽子をかぶる

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    What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?

    It turns to daytrogen.
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    キツネの帽子をかぶる

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    I was watching The Apprentice last night.

    Lord Sugar needs to get an agency in, rather than wasting his own time interviewing 16 people. Maximum of 3, save yourself a lot of time and effort.
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    キツネの帽子をかぶる

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    Actually, while watching it, I realised I’d be useless on it. They get a phone call in the morning saying that a taxi will pick them up in half an hour. I take at least 40 mins to have my first dump of the day.
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    I live on CUK

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    Quote Originally Posted by WTFH View Post
    I was watching The Apprentice last night.

    Lord Sugar needs to get an agency in, rather than wasting his own time interviewing 16 people. Maximum of 3, save yourself a lot of time and effort.
    Funny thing is Lord Sugar only was given a peerage to do something in politics relatively harmless, there as due to no such things in the US Trump stood and got elected as president.
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    Faqqed Off

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    Quote Originally Posted by WTFH View Post
    I was watching The Apprentice last night.

    Lord Sugar needs to get an agency in, rather than wasting his own time interviewing 16 people. Maximum of 3, save yourself a lot of time and effort.
    I feel sorry for Lord Sugar - he advertises for a really good job and a load of f**kwits turn up for the interview.
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    I live on CUK

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    Quote Originally Posted by WTFH View Post
    I was watching The Apprentice last night.

    Lord Sugar needs to get an agency in, rather than wasting his own time interviewing 16 people. Maximum of 3, save yourself a lot of time and effort.
    he has! most of the applicants are fantasists or crap
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    I feel sorry for Lord Sugar - he advertises for a really good job and a load of f**kwits turn up for the interview.
    Really good people apply. And are all rejected. Only the f**kwits get to the final interview.
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    Should post faster

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    Elton John - brilliant on the piano but sucks on the organ.

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    My local restaurant put poison on the menu.

    They hope to kill a few fish lovers.
    Katy Perry - don't be afraid to catch feels. Taylor Swift - feels $1 a go.

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