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    Piers Morgan was found dead in a doorway last night with 78 bullet wounds. Police described it as the worst case of suicide they'd ever seen.
    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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    Psychiatrists have traced the first identified case of bipolar disorder to the Grand Old Duke of York. When he was up, he was up.....
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    Recently I’ve been attending meetings of Eavesdroppers Anonymous – not that they know.
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    As a child I had a medical condition that meant I had to eat soil three times a day. Lucky my older brother told me about it, really.
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    Why couldn't the Frenchman count to ten? He had a huit allergy.
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    For sale: DeLorean DMC-12. No time wasters.
    “Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.”

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    My therapist says I've, "a tendency to be dismissive and abrupt with others opinions".
    Whatever.
    “The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits!"

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    FOOTBALLERS. Earn the nickname "The Professor" by obtaining a GCSE in your spare time.
    “The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits!"

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    I told my daughter I'd made a horse out of spaghetti, but she didn't believe me!
    You should have seen her face when I rode pasta.
    “The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits!"

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    The Missus just asked me "What are your plans for Easter?"

    I said "Same as Jesus.....disappear on the friday and turn up again on the Monday!"
    “The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits!"

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