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    I went into the library and asked to borrow a book on suicide techniques.
    The librarian said, "no chance, you won't bring it back!"
    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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    Suffers Fools...Badly!

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    I drew my lightning bolt too small on my face and now all the bullies in this David Bowie club are calling me Harry Potter.
    “The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits!"

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    Suffers Fools...Badly!

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    Just popping out to LIDL, or 50-1-500-50 as the Romans called it.
    “The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits!"

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    How long does it take to ship tea from China?
    Oolong Time.

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    More time posting than coding


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    Quote Originally Posted by vetran View Post
    I went to the library and asked if they had the book about tiny penises...

    The librarian said, "I don't think it's in yet."

    I said, "Yes, that's the one."
    Quote Originally Posted by vetran View Post
    I walked into the library and asked if they had a book on short dicks.The librarian said "I don't think it's in yet" I said "yes that's the one"
    There's an echo in here.
    First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. But Gandhi never had to deal with HMRC

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    Quote Originally Posted by RonBW View Post
    There's an echo in here.
    That's not the small dick, that's the huge ****!

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    I live on CUK

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    Quote Originally Posted by RonBW View Post
    There's an echo in here.
    feel free to post a few jokes if you know any.
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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    Suffers Fools...Badly!

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    Dog owners, show how proud you are of your pet's tulip by putting it in a bag and hanging it from a tree for others to admire.
    “The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits!"

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    I take everything the nurse tells me about my high blood pressure with a pinch of salt.
    “The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits!"

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    FOR A great way to make your own Rice Crispies, simply cover Coco-Pops in milk, leave to stand, drain, add fresh milk, and serve
    “The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits!"

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