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Things we just don't seem to do any more

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    #61
    I thought eggs were now good for you?
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #62
      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
      I thought eggs were now good for you?
      Herr Farages' suit may have a differing opinion.

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        #63
        Originally posted by evilagent View Post
        Herr Farages' suit may have a differing opinion.
        Farage's
        The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.

        George Frederic Watts

        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman's_Park

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          #64
          Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
          I thought eggs were now good for you?
          I doubt they'd be good for you.
          The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.

          George Frederic Watts

          http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman's_Park

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            #65
            Originally posted by speling bee View Post
            I doubt they'd be good for you.
            as usual they discovered they didn't know what they were talking about when they decided Eggs were bad. Food science seems to a lot of quackery.
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              #66
              I remember when...

              There were No rear seat belts
              You could carry a Knife
              Smoking in Cinemas
              And on long flights you could see the airplanes cockpit and sit on the captains lap!

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                #67
                Originally posted by quackhandle View Post
                And then you get James Martin making his with croissants and tons of cream.

                qh
                I used two eggs and some cream, let it soak and had a tub of ready made custard on top. I like custard.
                While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                  #68
                  Originally posted by speling bee View Post
                  Farage's
                  Punctuation!

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                    #69
                    Originally posted by Uncle Albert View Post
                    Remembering phone numbers
                    Ringing someone, and have them recite their own phone number when they answered.
                    If at first you don't succeed... skydiving is not for you!

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                      #70
                      Touching my toes
                      Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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